Armadillo

[Couch Potatoe]

South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough armour plates that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.

[Jessica]

an uncircumcised penis, as defined by the gay community, or my friend perry.

[Sonia]

To provide weapons to a spanish pickle.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Someone who ruins a good thing or moment.

[Becky]

Curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. Usually one shouts Please dont hurt me. repetitively while in the position.

[Justin Bieber]

An exclamatory word to express extreme coolness.

[Jessica]

a sexual position consisting of a male and female.
the male penitrates the anus and ejaculates, the female will then curl into a ball placing her nose into her anus cavity and her mouth cupping her vagina.
the male will then procede to punch or apply pressure to her abdomen at which moment the ejaculate will erupt forcefuly through her nose and out her mouth into her vagina.

[Rihanna]

Exclamatory remark used to express excitement because of something fantastic; cool

[Donald Trump]

A person particularly skilled in basketball. Associated with being very agressive.
Stemming from the habit an armadillo has of rolling up into a ball, which looks significantly like a basketball.

[Dianne]

a lesbian stalker

[Rihanna]

A nocturnal insectivorous mammal that has large claws for digging and a body covered in bony plates. Armadillos are native to Central and South America and one kind is spreading into the southern US.

[Lanell]

A game animal indigenous to the Southwest, it has a flavor comparable to duck.