Womp-womp

[Jessica]

A mid-sized, adorable rodent that resides exclusively on the campus of Vassar College. They are everywhere and like to rise up on their hind legs to nomnom on low branches. When startled, these creatures womp-womp away.
(Btdubs, its a groundhog)

[Hina Muqadas]

Sound Charlie Browns teacher makes when she talks. Directly translates to I dont care.