Wake-and-bake

[Rihanna]

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of ones bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.