Ro sham bo

[Donald Trump]

The act of two males kicking each other in the balls until one of them gives up.

[Sonia]

A simple game, which can be enjoyed by children of all ages. Despite protests by feminist groups, this game has yet to accept women players.
Rules:
Step 1 - select who plays first. This is critical to the success of the game, as first-mover advantage is key. Any method which both players agree on can be used, eg coin toss.
Step 2. Player one kicks player two as hard as possible in the nuts.
Step 3. Player two, if able, kicks player one as hard as possible in the nuts.
Game ends.