Marm

[Couch Potatoe]

a british word meaning an old school teacher, usually a bespectacled virgin. somewhat old and stingy. fond of floral print granny panties.

[Dave Paprocki]

The distinct sound most miniature poodles make. A croaking sort of sound, almost as if they are literally saying the word marm. When they make this sound, it means they are very happy and content. Also known as the poodle version of purring.