L.e.s

[Jessica]

Refers to Manhattans LOWER EAST SIDE- A neighborhood in lower Manhattan that is overridden with [hipsters], [yupsters], and [trustafarians]. What used to be a somewhat dangerous and sketchy area of Manhattan is now being [gentrified] by white kids.
This area requires a ridiculous amount of rent for a shitty apartment. The [yupsters] prefer living in The Blue and other high rise condos.
If you live here, Ludlow is your main street, Whole Foods on Bowery is your grocery store, and you have beef with the [hipster]kids in Williamsburg- unless you are dating one, which since a bridge is involved, is considered a Long Distance Relationship anyway, so you dont have to worry about hooking up with some one at Happy Endings or whatever the next MisShapes DJ set is.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

L.E.S stands for Lady Eric Security it is the most sophisticated security company in the world, where the Head Quarters are located in Canada.