Hoochie
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a female who appears to match a set of characteristics including: trashy, often inappropriately tight dress (with or without pudge overflowing waistband); eyebrows shaved and penciled back on in dramatic fashion; heavy, mostly monotonic makeup with dark lipstick; large, gaudy, costume-grade jewlery. Frequently accompanied by multiple children from different fathers (see baby-daddy).
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A woman usually defined as being a promiscuous or other wise a slut. To be a true hoochie, a woman must be labled by a collection of other jealous females.
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a woman who dresses in tight clothes and wears a large amount of makeup
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a girl/woman who advertises herself in such ways: small, tight clothes, sometimes no clothes, has a lot of public sex, slutty, too flirtatious, or a prostitution. Most of the time, has a negative reputation.
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A hoochie wears every fashion statement from the previous decade in one outfit. Big ass earrings
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Hoochie is a word often used to describe women associated with rap videos or women who are willing to expose themselves in a similar fashion for fame or money.
A hoochie can also be used to describe any woman who dresses in a way DIRECTLY targeted to get attention from men, while she will shoot down and condemn any guy who tries to give her a compliment while she will hook up with any guy who treats her like trash or offers her drugs.
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SLutty chick who bums drinks off men at the bar and lives with her estranged babys daddy rent free in a shitty town. Easy to identify because they call other chicks Hoochies when theyare in fact the queen hoochie.
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A deceivingly titillating woman with a festering pussy, usually African American but occasionally White. They can dress well but often times they take fashion to several levels beyond ridiculous and spend 85% of their measly income (or government checks) on clothes and personal accessories. The Hoochie population is concentrated in the [Dirty South].
They are gold digging robots with several high priority life objectives which are; to get fucked by Negroes with the biggest dick and highest social status (they prefer [dope boy]s with lots of money to spend on them). Small dicked dudes are exceptional as long as they are [caked up]. They drive economy cars, entry level luxury sedans, or affordable (Kia, Hyundai, Toyota) mid sized sedans painted in loud colors with at least 20 chrome (sometimes rented) wheels on them. More and more hoochies are being seen driving cars on the LX platform like Chrysler 300s, Chargers and Magnums.
Very nice clothes, shoes and personal accessories are the second most extremely important things in their lives, if they cant have this, they feel that there is absolutely no purpose in life and become depressed.
They treat their children (minimum - two) like neglected pets and tickets to free money from the government in the form of welfare checks and child support.
Personal hygiene is of low priority to a hoochie. She showers everyday but cant wash away the bacterial vaginosis, yeast infections, chamydia, ghonareah, HIV/AIDS(occasionally), and the dank, rank smell between their legs. So they use lots of fragrances and body wash to mask their [coochie] odor.
A hoochies vaginal canal is the largest, deepest orifice on their body. It can accommodate a watermelon and two baseball bats without lube or effort.
Hoochies are very dangerous and will most likely cause a nigga to end up shot into a holey bloody heap of dead dumb nigga. -
a low down skanky ass beeotch whose coochie is straight dangling from being bang by every guy from east coast to west coast...she is a ho of the utmost
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A young woman who has many casual sexual partners or who dresses or behaves in a sexually provocative way.
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