Directioners

[PussyCat]

If youre a Directioner, youre probably a [tumblr] girl with so such swag it just might hurt.
Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch peoples bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussys) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you dont know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?!
CURLS.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Were sorry that people are so jealous of us... but we cant help it that were so popular.

[Luis Fok]

The best fandom family full of sexually frustrated mofos in the world that support and love four British, One Irish, homosexual boys who arent actually gay. Otherwise known as One Direction.

We are also known as the deadliest fandom.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find [ultrasound] pictures, blood types, penis sizes...
But yet we cant order at McDonalds without [fucking up] and [stuttering] the whole time.

[Sonia]

[Directioners] are fangirls who are totally obsessed with the UK Boyband One Direction who leak a whole album(not just songs), hacks security in [the boys] hotels and shops. They fight with other fandoms and hate on celebrities like Taylor Swift and The Wanted. They give new [directioners] fake information about them and they give intelligent comebacks at people who insult the boys. They burn people if necessary and [suspend] verified accounts. They stay in their rooms the whole day to fangirl over them and blog about them but only come out to eat food. Directioners call people carrots when they pronounce [Louiss] name as Lewis, when they [get hold of] the wrong information about the boys, tell them about the mushroom joke and say extraordinharry, amazayn, phenomeniall, fabulouis or brilliam. They are the meanest fandom who make fun of other fandoms. Celebrities also admit that they are crazy. They even found the boys exact times and hospitals they were born. They even stole [Liams] boxers and they found their penis sizes. They are the only fandom that can laugh like crazy, cry and look #done within 4 seconds.[Elounor] and Larry shippers fight with each other all the time. YEAH WERE THE WORST!!