Avoid
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To defeat or evade; to invalidate. Thus, in a replication, theplaintiff may deny the defendant's plea, or confess it, and avoid itby stating new matter. Blackstone.
Avoid meaning & definition 1 of Avoid.
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A girl, usually from the UK, who covers herself in fake tan, body glitter, false eyelashes and not much else.
A girl who goes to very expensive clubs and leaves with quite cheap guys
The girls at the beginning of Snog, Marry, Avoid
Avoid meaning & definition 2 of Avoid.
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How to avoid many things in the world:
1)Anal
A)While in prison don't bend over to pick-up a bar of soap, get someone else to do it
B)Don't pick up a transexual on the way home from a bar or strip-club, it'll be very painful
C)Dont be GAY!!!2)Ugly people(In general)
A)Don't pick-up any ugly chicks unless your that damn desperate
B)Don't walk into them, they may have cooties(lol)or Herpes or any STD's known to mankind
C)Just dont talk to them3)Death
A)Don't walk into a fucking highway and stand there(that goes out to Joel)
B)Don't get high on heroine and pist drunk and grab a shotgun, you'll end up blowing your brains out
C)Don't call a black-man a nigger
D)DOnt go swimming with fat people(Like Fidel) he has man boobs
E)Dont go to any fetish clubs, their quite painful, besides their stretch your balls to your feet4)Listening to music you hate
A)Don't go to any concerts that you hate, unless your going to go on stage rape the guy on the spot and burn everyone alive
B)Bring your own MP3, Ipod, or Discman, it helps turning off the world outside
C)Don't watch Much Music, it only plays fucking Hip-Hop and Rap nowadaysAvoid meaning & definition 3 of Avoid.
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Keep away from or stop oneself from doing (something)
Avoid meaning & definition 4 of Avoid.
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Avoid is [slang] for [sucking] [people] off and enjoying it
Avoid meaning & definition 5 of Avoid.
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to stay away from someone or something:
Avoid meaning & definition 6 of Avoid.
