Bases
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This is the Australian version:
1st Base- kissing (french, obviously)
2nd base- Hand job or fingering
3rd Base- Head
4th Base/homerun- sex -
baseball as a sexual metaphor
Going up to bat: Attempting
Bullpen: Foreplay
1st base: French kissing
2nd base: Above the waist
3rd base: Below the waist
Home Run: Sex
Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
Foul Ball: Ass sex
Strike out: Not getting it up
Line Drive: One night stand
10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own
Pop fly: Stealing virginity
Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation
Gapper: Easy lay
Bases loaded: Threesome
Third base coach: The person whos filmming
Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)
Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms
Cup: condom
Steroids: Birth control
Error: No Orgasm
Broken Bat: Broken dick
Extra Innings: Four times in a row
Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom
Bat boy: [Fluffer]
Field: Heartshaped bed
Dugout: Back seat of a car -
the fours Fs
- French
- Feel
- Finger
- Fuck
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first base-making out
second base-gettin felt up
third base-giving head,hand job,etc
home run-sex -
Theirs many verisons but all together they usually come to be the same at one point.
First Base- Frenching
Second Base- Feeling
Third Base- Oral sex, Fingering, Giving Head, Hand Job,...Etc...
Home Run- Sex -
Stuff thats fun :D
First Base is kissing with tongues, French
Second Base is groping, Feel
Third Base is giving/receiving oral sex/handjob, Finger
Home Plate is the fully monty, Fuck
So remember...
French, Feel, Finger, Fuck -
Sex Bases
In relation to baseball, these terms are used as describing how far someone has gone with someone sexually. 4 Fs.
1st Base: French (Makeing-out, french kissing)
2nd Base: Feel (getting felt up, feeling eachothers genitals)
3rd Base: Finger (fingering, blowjob, handjob ECT)
Home Run: Fuck (AKA: Going all the way ie: having sex)French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.
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1st: kissing, making out
2nd: feeling up, above the belt
3rd: Hand job, touching below the belt
Short stop: blow job and such
home run: sex -
The things a runner must touch in order to get a home run in baseball. Quite frankly, Im surprised that you dont know this. Baseball is Americas favorite pastime ;).
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