We need to talk

[Justin Bieber]

You are screwed.

[Britney]

Is your clue that you need to act quick.
If youre good youll beable to dump her before she dumps you.
If youre really good, youll fuck her first and then dump her before she wants to cuddle.

[Donald Trump]

womens secret code for : haha sonny, youre fucked.

[Justin Bieber]

Actually means, I need to talk, You better listen.

Generally pronounced by a female voice

[Little_Girl]

1. The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2. Means: Youre screwed.
3. Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4. Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.

[Couch Potatoe]

female version of I need to complain

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Female code for This relationship is over

[Donald Trump]

Variation of I like you but you arent what I want; I need to complain about something; Im a muff diving whore

[Mark Zuckerberg]

the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.

[Couch Potatoe]

what is usually said at the office before a long-winded speech by the boss. Is often followed by Your services are no longer needed.