Ugly cry

[Donald Trump]

A type of crying that can feel really good and really bad at the same time. The ugly cry can occur after a severe tragedy in ones life, or simply for no reason at all. You know youre doing the ugly cry when you lose COMPLETE CONTROL of all of the muscles in your face, start heaving and making awkward sounds (even though you are trying really hard to be silent), and start leaking fluids from every opening on your face from your hairline to your chin (yes, this includes the mouth). Without a doubt, by the time you are through with your ugly cry episode (if it was genuine) it will look as though you are a homeless person with pink eye who got punched a few times in the face and was hit my a monsoon; this is completely normal (and generally the time to call up a good friend).

[Tina]

A complete unleash of the beast with regards to crying.
The ugly cry feels great, though you may fight against it. For a woman, it usually occurs in the company of friends. For a man, it can happen while alone on the highway, during meditation or while waxing nostalgic about a recent or long past tragedy.
The ugly cry is truly ugly. If you look in the mirror while doing the ugly cry youre bound to stop crying. Unless, of course, you dont like the way you look and then that could make you go into a further tortured, ugly cry.

[Justin Bieber]

when someone in a state of distress begins to sob, looking horribly ugly in the process.