Smurf

[Tanya Shivari]

A (usually) experienced gamer posing as a newbie under an alternate name.

[Couch Potatoe]

A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictators off smurfing the town bitch. Always use smurf in place of any word possible.

[Britney]

Can take the place of any number of verbs.

[Sonia]

In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking hes a [noob] (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the smurf. The expected result is that the smurf will [pwn] (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent [noob].

[Rihanna]

To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.

[Tanya Shivari]

Asexual beings that dont even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.

[Becky]

A person hired by a Meth cook to purchase psuedoephedrine for them at a local pharmacy.

[Jessica]

A Hilarious Substitute for a curse word