Slytherin

[Sarah]

Offically the sexiest House in Hogwarts, despite the [Gryffindor] delusions.

[Justin Bieber]

One of the four Hogwarts Houses in J.K Rowlings award winning series, Harry Potter.

Slytherin is the best house out of the four because the students who are sorted in this house are:
A.) extremely Sexy
b.) Badass
c.) Not afriad to speak their mind
d.) Powerful
f.) Great Leaders
g.) Hot
h.) Sexy
i.) We have cookies

The students in Slytherin ARE NOT [[always]] mean, degrading, bitchy, and slutty. Although, we can be.

Students in Slytherin
-Me
-Draco Malfoy
-Severus Snape
-Tom Marvolo Riddle [Voldemort]
-Lucius Malfoy
-Vincent Crabbe
-Gregory Goyle
-Pansy Parkinson
And more!

[Donald Trump]

Founded by Salizar Slytherin
One of the four houses at [Hogwarts].
Usually consists of the most ambitious and power-hungry students
Their mascot is the serpent.

[PussyCat]

where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts hed be in this house.

...And hed kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.

[Donald Trump]

A sexy ass house at Hogwarts where the bitches get shit done.

[Donald Trump]

The act of a males basilisk entering a females chamber of secrets.

[Britney]

The Slytherin house is one of the most misunderstood house in the books of Harry Potter. Slytherin students have Ambition, Cunning and Resourcefulness. They also value tradition and are born leaders. It is a plus that they are sexy too.
There are many of mixed blood purities in the house. Snape and Tom Riddle were both Half bloods as was Pansys best friend. There were also a few Muggle borns as mentioned in the DH book.
Slytherin has long since changed from being a pureblood haven and only dishing out bad wizards.
Notable good wizards from Slytherin are Andromeda Tonks and Horace Slughorn.
Slytherins also love hufflepuffs as they are fluffy.
Slytherins are as smart as Ravenclaws but darker, as powerful as Gryffindors but think before they leap and are loyal to their family and friends like a Hufflepuff.
Never tell a Slytherin they arent a true Slytherin.
Every Slytherin will be led to greatness.
Merlin was a Slytherin one of the greatest muggle rights activist.

[Justin Bieber]

Cool, friendly, a bit cunning.

Have the Queen in their house.

[Justin Bieber]

Slytherin is one of the four houses in the Harry Potter series.
Founder: Salazar Slytherin
Colors: Green and Silver
Animal: Serpent
Element: Water
Famous Wizards/Witches from Slytherin:
Tom Riddle/Voldemort
Merlin
Salazar Slytherin
Belatrix Lestrange
The Black Family(except for Sirius)
Etc.
Traits: Ambitious, Self-Preservation, Cunning, Cleverness, Fraternity, and Resourcefulness
Ghost: The Bloody Baron
Common Room: The Slytherin Dungeon

[Britney]

To gently insert the penis