Sheepdog

[Donald Trump]

Certain special people, who watch over the rest of the people. The rest are called sheep. Sheepdogs prevent the wolves or bad people/things from hurting the sheep. Sheepdogs understand violence is sometimes necessary in order to protect the sheep. The sheep really dont like the sheepdog. Sheep prefer to go along their merry way, oblivious to the perils of life. Sheep tolerate sheepdogs existance in order to keep the wolves away.

[Jessica]

(n) a person that accompanies his friends to a party and tries to consolidate them, keep them out of trouble, holds back girls hair while they puke, and makes sure they get home safely. Sheepdogs are not necessarily sober, but are distinguished by their genuine concern for their friends, never taking advantage of a girl when she is wasted or leaving.

[Couch Potatoe]

[Emo] kids who like to have their hair in their faces so they cant see anything.
Typically they are band members, wear girl pants and eyeliner, or cry and cut their wrists because mommy didnt love them.

[Monty]

a dog trained to help people control sheep and move them in the direction wanted: