Rules of the internet

[Becky]

Do not talk about /b/
Do NOT talk about /b/
We are Anonymous.
Anonymous is legion.
Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Anonymous is still able to deliver.
There are no real rules about posting.
There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
If you enjoy any rival sites — DONT.
You must have pictures to prove your statement.
Lurk moar — its never enough.
Nothing is Sacred.
Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
There are NO girls on the internet.
A cat is fine too.
One cat leads to another.
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
/b/ sucks today.
Cock goes in here.
You will never have sex.
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PROFIT!
It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
Desu isnt funny. Seriously guys. Its worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
There is porn of it. No exceptions.
If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
No matter what it is, it is somebodys fetish. No exceptions.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
If there isnt enough just ask for Moar.
Everything has been cracked and pirated.
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
The internet is not your personal army.
Rule 45 is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
If you post it, they will cum.
It will always need moar sauce.
The internet makes you stupid.
Anything can be a meme.
Longcat is looooooooooong.
If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
Anonymous is a virgin by default.
Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b

[Rihanna]

Some bullshit that was just made up because nobody had actual rules for the internet. One of the rules is to not take the internet seriously, which works against itself. It practically implies that rules themselves arent rules to be followed.