Midget porn

[PussyCat]

half price at your local porn retailer

[Tanya Shivari]

Pornography where people who are short in stature partake in sexual acts. Sometimes depicted in baby jumpsuits and diapers.
I dunno, never watched it. . .

[Tanya Shivari]

[Instant orgasm] every time.

[Tanya Shivari]

Porn featuring midgets

A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say this party is boring, Im going home to watch some midget porn meaning you have something more interesting to do but cant be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.

[Little_Girl]

Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, youve got midget porn. Highly erotic.

[Justin Bieber]

A category on certain porn websites that displays pictures and/or videos of midgets in action, usually with a normal size person.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

when someone finds out something theyre not suppose to.

[Sarah]

[Instant orgasm] every time.