Jake from state farm

[Sarah]

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

[Tina]

What you say when someone asks Who are you?

[Justin Bieber]

what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.

[Donald Trump]

A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think theyre cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.

[Tanya Shivari]

my only friend

[Donald Trump]

An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else.

[Britney]

An awesome guy ready for sex and good time. A totally good ball who attracts girls with flowery names but doesnt know. As he works from State Farm, hes great in all spaces, wears khakis, and love the color red