Front butt

[Tanya Shivari]

(noun) An enormous, fatty enlargment of the abdomen, genital, and thigh region that morphs together to create the appearance of a bulbous ass on a persons front.
Male sufferers of front butt syndrome often have [dickdo disease], while female sufferers can be known to have a condition called a [gunt].

[Justin Bieber]

When a human is so overweight that their stomach and thigh fat combines to create the appearance of having another butt on the front of the body. Applies only to obese individuals, like back tits.

[Dave Paprocki]

The bulbous protrusion emanating from below the waist. The profile of the bearer of a front butt closely resembles the uppercase letter “B”. The most common wielders of a front butt are middle-aged males with a penchant for ill-cut high-rising trousers, which they fasten well above the navel. Commonly, those with front butts are also equipped with “man titties”.

[Justin Bieber]

Person who appears to have two butts. One in the back, one in the front.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A vertical fold in a very fat persons stomach blubber that resembles a buttocks.

[Rihanna]

when a person has fat in the front that looks like a butt.

[Jason Yan]

A convention way of tiptoeing around the word vagina.

[Raeanne Dimick]

A person with a large stomach that bulges out from the top of the pants and usually resembles a butt-ox.

[Jason Yan]

Hmmm to explain this monstrosity, ah yes a front butt is the enormous amount of fat below the belly button and above the vagina and or penis. It can often look like a second butt or in rare cases the only butt. Though when the front butt is as big as the actual butt you then have a phoopha. Phoopha

[Little_Girl]

not the regular [butt in] the back, but go around front and you will have your front butt aka your [genitals]. p and [vaG]

[Dave Paprocki]

Polish for the name [Punjab]. (poon-jab)

This occurs when a person with a rather large gut seems to think that pulling his/her trousers up over the [projecting] gut improves their look. Thus giving them the appearance of having personal front and side [air bags].

[Greta]

also [called] a [pooch] [coochie]

[Luis Fok]

An [alternate term] for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.
A lesson in greeting:

If you are greeting a man, you [inquire] about his [chimpo].
If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
If you are the one being greeted, you simply say fine, good, a little itchy, bleeding, or irritated.