Friend zone

[Mark Zuckerberg]

What you attain after you fail to impress a woman youre attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, Youre such a good friend. Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is Friend-ed.

[Rihanna]

Definition:
A state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a platonic friend of an attractive female who he was trying to intitate a romantic relationship. Females have been rumored to arrive in the Friend Zone, but reports are unsubstanciated.

[Tanya Shivari]

Chris Rock once said something like :--
You know one cool thing about women, women get to have platonic friends. Hes my pal, hes my bud, hes my pla-ton-ic friend...I love him like a brother, hes my bud, my platonic friennd.
Men dont have platonic friends. We just have women we havent fucked -yet-...as soon as I figure this out, Im in there!.
I mean, we got some platonic friends, we go Oh no I got some but they all by accident - every platonic friend i got is some women I was trying to fuck, i made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone - Oh No! Im in the Friend Zone!.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A term often used in bitterness by men when women make the choice to not fuck someone. Often used by [douchebags] or people with [Nice Guy Syndrome].

[Sarah]

“The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.” - Ryan Reynolds in Just Friends

[Donald Trump]

A myth based on a lie straight women tell their ugly straight male friends as a less hurtful way of rejecting their sexual advances. It is said that if a man doesnt immediately make his romantic intentions known that the woman will forever consider him a friend. He is then said to be in the friend zone.

[Donald Trump]

The worse place a man can be unless

1.He is gay
2.The girl is ugly.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A very frustrating and very shitty place to be. More commonly experienced by men than women. Mostly becuase of the fact that men are comfortable with being in a relationship/fucking a friend, where women will piss and moan about not wanting to ruin a frendship, somehow overlooking the fact that guys already have friends, and so do they. Stupid bitches.

[Renato]

The [story of my life]

[Raeanne Dimick]

The [perfect] place to [meet] [nice guys].

[Tracie Lynn]

noun: period marked by the feeling of disappointment, mutual [awkwardness], sadness and/or [recovery] immediately following the romantic and/or sexual rejection by a close friend.
(AKA: The [brother/sister zone])

verb: romantically and/or sexually reject a close friend

[Sommer]

A [fictional] place that men describe where a woman only wants a [platonic relationship] [with him]

[Dave Paprocki]

What assholes call being rejected by [a potential] sexual partner.
Often used by people who believe girls are objects, [self-declared] [nice guys], and/or people who believe normal human kindness warrants sexual favors automatically.

[Kit]

the state of being friends with someone when you would prefer a romantic or sexual relationship with them: