Friend zone

[Sarah]

“The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.” - Ryan Reynolds in Just Friends

[Donald Trump]

A myth based on a lie straight women tell their ugly straight male friends as a less hurtful way of rejecting their sexual advances. It is said that if a man doesnt immediately make his romantic intentions known that the woman will forever consider him a friend. He is then said to be in the friend zone.

[Donald Trump]

The worse place a man can be unless

1.He is gay
2.The girl is ugly.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A very frustrating and very shitty place to be. More commonly experienced by men than women. Mostly becuase of the fact that men are comfortable with being in a relationship/fucking a friend, where women will piss and moan about not wanting to ruin a frendship, somehow overlooking the fact that guys already have friends, and so do they. Stupid bitches.

[Renato]

The [story of my life]

[Raeanne Dimick]

The [perfect] place to [meet] [nice guys].

[Tracie Lynn]

noun: period marked by the feeling of disappointment, mutual [awkwardness], sadness and/or [recovery] immediately following the romantic and/or sexual rejection by a close friend.
(AKA: The [brother/sister zone])

verb: romantically and/or sexually reject a close friend

[Sommer]

A [fictional] place that men describe where a woman only wants a [platonic relationship] [with him]

[Dave Paprocki]

What assholes call being rejected by [a potential] sexual partner.
Often used by people who believe girls are objects, [self-declared] [nice guys], and/or people who believe normal human kindness warrants sexual favors automatically.

[Kit]

the state of being friends with someone when you would prefer a romantic or sexual relationship with them: