Chiquito

[Couch Potatoe]

Spanish for small.
Is also the nickname for a certain individual who, despise his good looks and intelligence, wasnt as tall as the rest of his class, or was in fact the shortest boy in his last year of elementary school (kids can be so cruel).

[Justin Bieber]

A man who enjoys drinking large quantities of water. Who also is very short in stature and very much enjoys eating cinnamon poptarts.