Cat lady

[Sonia]

A old woman who usually lives secluded from society with her hundreds of cats. Because she is forced to use all of her social security money of her cats, she eats only cat food and drinks only milk. She usually feels the need to name every single one of her cats with funny names and possesses the uncanny ability to recognize which cat is which no matter how similar they may look to one another.

[Justin Bieber]

a woman that finds too much happiness in her cats. This often results in the following actions.
-Dressing up her cats
-Taking videos and pictures of them
-Telling other people stuff about her cats that they do not care about
-Thinking that her cats are really intuitive
-Wearing clothes with cats on them
-Owning things with cats on them
-Not being lonely because she has her cats!

Note: A cat lady may smell like cat pee but this is not required

[Rihanna]

an old woman who lives alone with multiple cats and smells of cat urine. the cats names will often be similar to FooFoo or Mr. Snookums

[Jessica]

A woman of any age who adores cats. She does not have to own a certain amount, nor does she have to be old, nor does she have to smell like a litter box, but she does have to love cats and be on the verge of loving them too much and giving them people emotions and characteristics. She can be quite beautiful, but- as everyone ages- one day she could be the old ugly crazy cat lady, especially if she does not build a family or relationships with friends to supplement her love for cats.

There is such a thing as a CLEAN cat lady. Who only has 7 cats, who own a house and a yard for them to all run and play in. Who can afford to feed and take her cats to the vet regularly. You might not understand why anyone would want to spend all their money on cats, since you do not understand any love for cats at all or who would pass up an opportunity to save for a big screen tv, fancy car, football tickets, what have you. Cats matter too!

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A lady who is obsessed with her cat. You will usually find a cat lady posting pictures of her cat to Catastic, which is like Instagram for cats. This lady also usually tells people things about her cat that nobody really cares about. A cat lady does not have to be necessarily old, you can find a cat lady of any age.

[Dave Paprocki]

a spinster who has more cats than anyone would care to care for. It has been suggested that the mind-altering toxoplasmosis parasite past on by cats in their poop, and which is capable of altering the minds of rats into cat seeking behavious, and making people better at soccor, causing schizophrenia and psychosis in humans as well as car accidents and misscaridges may also cause cat seeking behaviour in humans. It may also have been the cause of the collapse of the egyptian empire after they started keeping cats to catch mice in grain stores.