Autosexual

[Tanya Shivari]

sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.

May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the [Metrosexual] Backlash, due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!

Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:

• no risk of pregnancy
• no risk of STDs being transmitted
• able to get lucky every time at the bar or club
• the sex is always good
• no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner

... need I say more?

I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?

[Sarah]

Adjective denoting an intense sexual desire for oneself. Note that this desire can be combined with other forms. (A combination autophile and heterosexual, for example)

[Couch Potatoe]

Someone who has sex with only himself or herself.

[Becky]

Having or pertaining to the preference for gratification by ones clone, doppleganger, or ones alternate from a parallel dimension.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

An individual who is sexually attracted to themselves.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Someone who rather masterbate then have sex