Uncle sam

[Couch Potatoe]

*A legendary figurehead of the United States. Although mythical, he is reported to have been a real person. Uncle Sam is basically a tall man with white hair (with a white goatee), dressed in the Red, White

[Sarah]

The federal government.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A man who was a meat checker in the Civil War who stamped safe meat with a stamp that said US as in United States, but that act what interpreted as Uncle Sam. They used him as a figurehead on posters for men to join the union army.
Also one of my relatives, whether you believe me or not.

[Britney]

the only man not prosecutable for treason or war crimes

[Sarah]

Jizzing on ones hand and giving a person a five star slap thus coloring them red, white, and blue

[Couch Potatoe]

Where you cum onto a girls face but only on the chin so she has a white beard.

[Tanya Shivari]

The ultimate combo move. Instruct her to gargle blue [Powerade] when getting head than begin the procedure for a [jelly doughnut]. Make her laugh to create an [angry dragon] and finish by saluting and humming the star-spangled banner.

[Tina]

Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

This is when you titty fuck a female and bust a nut on her chin, so the nut drips off her chin forming a white beard.