Zj

[Britney]

If you got to ask you cant afford it

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A zip job. The abbreviation is made famous by Broken Lizards Beerfest. A zip job is essentially the act of getting a handjob while high.

[PussyCat]

the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded

[Couch Potatoe]

Shortened form of a Zzzz Job (pronounced Zee Job.)
[Oral sex] performed on a man while hes asleep.

Ideally: while hes experiencing [morning wood] and resulting in his being roused from sleep.

See also: [morning head].

Note: The [ZJ] version was made famous by the (excellent) show [beerfest]

[Rihanna]

noun (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie Beerfest. ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.

[Little_Girl]

Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.