Yoloswag

[Tanya Shivari]

A term used by twelvie morons that wear baseball caps backwards, have their pants sag half way down their arse crack, wear Converse sneakers and generally act like douchebags on public transport by blasting crappy dubstep and pop music through the tinny little speakers on their phones. Yoloswag to them means oh yeah, fuck im good, just ask me but to the sane population all we see are whiny little douchebags that need a smack in the head with an ASP expanding baton.

[Becky]

The unholy union of two godforsaken, overused, idiotic words which had a sex orgy and produced this demonic offspring. Also the go to term for all douchebags and fags of the world. Did I mention the fucking douchebags? When this word comes out of someones mouth, 10 babies will be sacrificed to Satan by canniballistic necrophiles. In addition to this 20 fluffy kittens will be get eaten by aliens, and a starving child in Africa will die. NEVER use this word.
Warning:
If you use this word, you will burn in hell and be subject to anal rape from the babies who were sacrificed. Afterwards you will be castrated and forced to enjoy your genitals with ketchup and tabasco sauce.

[Donald Trump]

A combination of the acronyms YOLO and SWAG combined. As a result they stand for You only live once because secretly we are gay.

[Tanya Shivari]

(Verb) Converted from a ... strange exclamation of awesome to the process of 420ing on any day of a given week. First taken into this high form by a man named Nick, who happened to be void of any #yoloswag. To yoloswag. The process of getting superduper high, and taking on a supes chill demeanor.