Angry pirate

[Couch Potatoe]

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

[Rihanna]

The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the givers eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a peg leg and a defunct eye.

[Becky]

Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you dont want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As youre running away, peek over your left shoulder. If youve done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!

[PussyCat]

This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her shin. Watch her hold her eye and hop on 1 leg- AARGH!!!

[Justin Bieber]

The effect that occurs when one shoots jism in the face of a woman and kicks her in the shin.

[Sarah]

A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.

[Sonia]

A scrumpulessiant recipe for success at any Junior League for Womens annual cook off. THis event is uually following the bimonthly potato sack racing and emu lassoing at your local rocking horse.The recipe calls for 1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz Maui Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1/2 oz Melloni melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 splash chilled 7-Up soda
3 small Indonesian children
1 freshly stolen jesus in a bathtub
Mix together for roughly 3 hours in a comercial milk shake maker from Pals, cook at 20K and serve chilled.
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[Guest]

@Sarah this is so disrespectful. My first boyfriend did this to me. Then he left me at the mall.