Midget

[Couch Potatoe]

A tiny sub-species of the human race. Mainly raised in midget mills, for the entertainment of normal people. Midgets in the wild are attracted to sugar packets, and if captured they serve many purposes, such as, midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables.

[Justin Bieber]

A special human created by God so that pedophiles would have something legal to play with.

[Jessica]

Crowded elevators smell different to these people

[Rihanna]

Pocket sized people for travel convience.

[Rihanna]

kick ass dwarfed humans. Do not piss midgets off because they will kick your ass and you know it.

[Justin Bieber]

1. a person far below the range of normal height. Being extremely short but otherwise in proper proportion is not a medical diagnosis; the term midget is not a medical one. However, the broader term short stature (<5th percentile or under about 55 for men/5 for women) is used, but like midget is not a medical diagnosis unless it is due to hormonal problems.
2. (slang) a man 55 or shorter.

[Little_Girl]

a small person used for kicking around and also used for betting with.

[Becky]

mid grade marijuana

[Becky]

a unit of measurement: equal to 3 feet and 65 lbs.

[Little_Girl]

People with a height disadvantage that are used for tall men to place their balls.