Chonga

[PussyCat]

A girl of [Hispanic] origin, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, but sometimes as young as 8. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in [Hialeah]), the chonga is known for her cheap form of dress, a combination of the so-called [gangsta]look and that of a prostitute, but can vary between the two. She wears ridiculously large hoop earrings large enough to be bracelets, which are usually gold and have their name written in them, and diamond studs high up on her ears. They may also wear thick, gold bangle bracelets in stacks on their arms. Depending on how [ghetto] she thinks she is, she may wear oversized mens t-shirts with tight, usually white Brazilian pants, with a colored thong worn underneath that shows through (on purpose). The chongas shoe of choice is usually either the traditional black [Reeboks], white Nike [Air Force Ones], completely black [Converse] high tops, velvet black ankle boots, or the most popular, Chinese beaded slippers in the same matching color ad their top, and worn with ankle socks. Most recently, Chongas have begun listening to [reggaeton], but also enjoy rap, R

[PussyCat]

n. a girl, particularily of hispanic origin, that wears hoop earrings big enough to fit your arm through, big shirts and really small, tight shorts. Her shoes would most likely be really big sneakers, such as mens basketball shoes. Her hair would be worn very tightly gelled on her scalp, looking as though it would cut circulation. She probably outlines her lips with lip liner, but doesnt use any lipstick.

[Jessica]

noun- A chonga is a woman of hispanic origin classified by, but not limited to, the following characteristics:

Brazilian jeans (folds of skin hanging over are a bonus, but not mandatory).
Excessive application of hair gel, with the hair usually worn in a curly fashion or pressed tightly to the head, dangerously close to cutting off circulation.
Brand name clothing (including Ecko Unlimited, Baby Phat, Phat Farm, and Sean John).
Air Force Ones or some other form of Nikes/Adidas.
Obscenely color-coordinated outfits.
A lack of understanding of the English language, usually resulting in accents, improper use of words, and/or a mixture of Spanish and English known as Spanglish.
Distinct make-up - specifically fake, exaggerated, and highly arched eyebrows, black lipliner, glittery lip stick, and heavy masquera.
Unique form of internet jargon that utilizes a combination of upper-case and lower-case letters along with Spanish words and phrases.
A general attraction to malls, especially Dolphin Mall in Florida.
An affinity for enormous hoop earrings. They are typically gold and large enough for one to fit a small child through.
A general interest in reggaeton/hip-hop. Nothing works better for luring a chonga than a hardcore Pitbull rap.

[Couch Potatoe]

In a nutshell:
-A Chonga (shown-guh) is typically a Hispanic girl from [Miami], Florida who expresses a desire for regard as [ghetto] and the admiration of [chongo]s through her form of dress and speech.
The Chonga wears:
-Oversized gold or silver hoop earrings, most likely with her name (or sexy, or baby girl) written in them, nameplate necklaces, an abundance of gold or silver costume jewellery
-Brazilian pants- skin-tight, low riding jeans that appear to be painted on, and are sometimes adorned with rhinestones or strategically placed cut-out slits; the most popular color among Chongas for Brazilian pants is white.
-Spandex tank tops, oversized solid color t-shirts
-Tupac (or 2Pac) t-shirts
-Reebok, Jordan, and Converse sneakers
-Meticulously color coordinated outfits
-Black, Nike drawstring bags
-The occasional blue or green contact lenses
The Chonga wears her hair:
-In wet, tight curls, the front (bangs) gelled down and hidden behind the ears
-Partly cornrowed
-Adorned with a thin headband at the very front of her hairline
-In a tight ponytail or half updo, slathered with gel
-Flat ironed for special occasions
-Dyed auburn, black, or blonde
The Chonga speaks:
-A distinct mix of poorly imitated [Ebonics] and heavily accented [Spanglish], with emphasis on vowels, freely throwing around the words pero (Spanish for but), nigga, bitch, shit, and daaaaaaaaaaaaaaym
The Chonga writes:
-juSzTT LiiK diiSz’ s00 yAll hAttASz’ bESzTT bAkk 0FF AiiT’
The Chonga likes:
-R

[Britney]

A Cuban-American from Miami who only wears clothes from U.S. Tops, wears tight bright colored Brazilian jeans, lots of gold, long fake nails, with a refy attitude. She thinks shes a gangster but only gets fucked by gangsters. See ref.

[Jessica]

Those girls in Florida that take makeup tips from Vampira and fashion tips from Kelly Bundy. By 15 they are the illegitimate mothers of 5 different kids by 5 different deadbeat underachieving papi chulos, and they can be seen frequenting the Mall of the Americas, in line at the welfare office, or feeding their babies Cheetohs and Budweiser. Theyre called cholas/cholitas in California, Chavettes in England, Neds in Scotland and Skangers in Ireland.

[Donald Trump]

Hispanic females with heavy accents when speaking english usually seen wearing large gold hoops bigger than their face, along with loads of gold bangle bracelets that clank anytime they slightly move their hands and/or arms as well as a gold necklace on which they have their name. Tending to have overly manicured nails the size of their face as well. They tend to use scrunchies as clothing to reveal every inch of their body leaving nothing to your imagination. Having to buy bottle of hair gel and hair spray every week to maintain their bangs plastered to their foreheads while haivng it pulled back in a tight, usually high ponytail while having the loose end in curls, which tend to be natural. They can been seen at times with belly rings containing cherries or some sort of obscenely slutty reference. their cell phones can be seen with covers containing the emblem of Louis Vuitton, Baby Phat, Chanel, or any other brand which may seem expensive.

[Jessica]

A chonga is a girl normally a hispanice girl .. who wears really tight us top pants and a big tshirt .. they were there hair stuck to their scalp and their earings are big enough for you 2 put an arm through ....

[Lanell]

Chonga is a type of Indian drum, typically made from buffalo skin and played with sticks. It is a traditional instrument that has been used for centuries to communicate and express emotions. The sound produced by the chonga is meant to be soothing and calming, often used during meditation or yoga practices. The term chonga is derived from the Sanskrit word for drum, and it has been used in various forms of music, dance and storytelling throughout Indian history.