Cooties
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Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as STDs.
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US slang that references childhood:
Cooties are an imaginary affliction from childhood.
When children reach the age where they notice the sexes are different the children claim a member of the opposite opposite sex will give you cooties if they touch you.
Its a way of little girls telling other little girls not to play with boys and vice versa
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Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young females and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young boys.
Various forms of protection include, Sprays, Suits, and name calling. -
The metaphysical manifestation of the fear of social backlash resulting from association with the opposite sex during childhood.
In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them. -
Imaginary infestations of the truly un-cool.
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An age-old disease only found in young children. all children have this disease, but the boys have a different type than the girls. because of this, touching or being touhed by a member of the opposite sex is fatal, since you have gotten their cooties.
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an invisible bug thats on boys and girls
you get [cootiefied] after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy -
Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.
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The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys dont like it because they havent gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.
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evil pests that dwell in the cooter.
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