Four loko
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Four loko is a 23.5 oz alcopop that is 12% abv, that is
- Guaranteed to get you drunk
- Guaranteed to prevent your drunk ass from falling asleep
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a beverage which blesses its consumers with instant drunkenness
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The craziest shit out! Loko is a crazy alcoholic energy drink that has 11% alcohol and tastes like Hawaiian Punch
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Malt liquor that contains 11% alcohol and caffine, along with a mix of other shit. One 24oz. will most likely get you fuckin shit-canned. One is all you need. It can get you just as fucked up, if not more, as a few shots of tequila.
Can come in various flavors like Fruit Punch and Orange. May taste like acetone. I know mine did. -
Black out in a can.
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[The Devil] in [a can].
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its this 12% alcohol [cheap ass] malt liquor [koolaid] flavored shit thats basically an energy drink that fucks you up bad... with all the caffeine and [guarana]... you are wired and drunk at the same time
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12% [alch]. now getting banned because people cant handle themselves. less then 5$ a can, an easy way to party hard and feel like complete shit the next day. mix of energy drink
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A 23.5oz beverage that is 12.0% ABV. Falls into the [alcopop] category of alcoholic beverages for combining energy drink flavor with enough shit to get you pretty fucked up.
One FOUR Loko will get you pretty fucked up.
[RULE #1]: DO NOT DRINK TWO.
Drinking [three in one] night will kill anyone under 200lbs. -
the fifth and a half dimension of hell in which you are incredibly fucked up due to the 12 % booze intake and then are unable to sleep due to the [fucknormous] amount of caffine you have just consumed. When you wake up in the morning you will be getting double penetrated by the two guys you took home with you because you were so fucked up or be puking your guts out or borderline [seizuring] because you are shaking so hard. let me correct myself for a moment, its a [quadruple penetration] in a can. but it does fuck you up. have fun with the gangbang. love four loko.
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The [official] drink of [blacked out] [obnoxious] bitches
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