Everclear

[Becky]

A clear liquid with the following properties:

95% alcohol (190 proof). This means
1 shot everclear = about 2 1/2 shots of most other hard liquors
Very flammable
Has a warning on the bottle that you should NOT drink it straight
Nobody really follows the above warning
When poured into a shot and consumed, will burn your throat like battery acid would
Mixes very well with juice, creating a potent potable called jungle juice
Most people generally underestimate its power and drink way too much, resulting in regurgitation of dinner and possible stomach-pumping
Is not legal in many states, or in some states only in its 76.5% (153 proof) form
Generally about a fifth, but think how much alcohol youre getting...
Everclear will not get that girl drunk to the point where you can hit it. It will get her drunk to the point where shell puke like theres no tomorrow and probably pass out. Stick with regular liquor in this endeavor.

[Couch Potatoe]

195-proof grain alcohol that can run your fucking car with. seriously. very economical in the creation of mixed drinks, as everclear contains about 250% of the alcohol in most other hard liquors, and has no taste besides that of alcohol. Also, one can spit it into a flame and, quite literally, breathe fire. Taking a straight shot of everclear is like swallowing oven cleaner, and has approximately the same effect on the liver.

[Britney]

A fantastic band from the 90s with many hit songs. Simply Awesome!

[Donald Trump]

Alcholic drink that killed my brother Jo-Jo.

[Becky]

AKA Gas Outta Satans Ass. This drink is fuckin illegal in most states. A coma inducing 95% alcohol content will shit-can you in 2 or 3 shots. Not a good thing if you want to keep taking jello shots of a chicks tit. Bacardi 151 pales in comparison.

[Donald Trump]

A drink that is 95% ABV (190 proof)
Common side effects include but are not limited to: loss of balance, stuttering, slurred speech, unfocused sight, violently low judgement, high heart rate, tripping, paranoia, and death.

[Tanya Shivari]

Its hell the next morning

[Little_Girl]

There are two kinds. 151 proof, and 190 proof. It is illegal in some states. It can be used as an antiseptic because of its high alcoholic content and is the best cleaner for the restoration of tabacco smoking pipes. It is a neutral grain spirit. It should NEVER be consumed straight.

[Donald Trump]

190 proof alcohol. It is illegal in most states for a reason. do not take it lightly. Once you blackout from it and continue to drink w/o knowing will cause serious harm...