Juggalette
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The definition is not what any ICP loving fool thinks it is, it doesnt have anything to do with being down with the clown or being a retard with face paint.
The meaning of juggalette is a female who can hear and speak to ghosts. It is associated with The Magician in Tarot, who is sometimes called the Juggler. Its also known as being clairvoyant.
ICP did -not- invent or come up with the word in any way. -
A juggalette is a morbidly obese and/or borderline-retarded teenage girl who has zero friends other than fellow Clown Syndrome patients and listens to the Insane Clown Posse religiously. They come from a usually poor background (reason why they pretend to be tough) most of which becoming pregnant by the time they are 17 after drinking faygo and pretending to be drunk. They typically have worst-case-scenario acne and have an outer layer of lard around the brain that slows even the most basic cognitive ability, usually their love life does not exist beyond internet cybersex with juggalos.
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An American white trash female who suffers from loose virtues, dellusions of: grandure, toughness, self worth and intelligence. Common practices include: the dawning of rediculous clown makeup, having sex with any and all males who go by the title Juggalo, making online videos in which they threaten bodily harm against men they do not know with no intention of acting upon these idol fantasies. Silly and embarrasing though they may be, they are perhaps more than anything else, symbols of middle class white Americas loss of identity and principle.
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A girl who has no friends.. no sense of real style.. and who would probably fuck a toothless crackhead for any affection what-so-ever. Listens to ICP and other piece of shit bands from Psychopathic records.
Often defines themselves as protective of our juggalo family, will fuck up anyone who says shit to me.. etc etc. What that really means is I paint my face like a moron to look badass, but I look like a fucking retard and I probably couldnt throw a real punch to save my life.
Will most likely end up getting killed for mouthing off too much. -
Juggalettes are usually white, lower middle class, trashy girls who associate with the band ICP. They are pretty much all skanky as hell so theyre pretty easy to score with, but none the less they are obnoxious as fck and just simply unpleasant to be around. In fact I really recommend not doing a juggalette, not because of all the venereal diseases, but because when you wake up the next morning your going to be like sht
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Its basically a cult for distraught teenagers with parents who absolutely suck. It is something else that has been created to make kids that have no guidance feel like they belong to something.
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The one breed with more self loathing than a goth girl.
Usually extremely overweight, unattractive and promiscuous. Can usually be found on webcam in chatrooms exposing themselves.
They are the reason why people are afraid of clowns.
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