Stoned

[Rihanna]

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

[Britney]

The ultimate state of mind.

[Jessica]

To be under the influence of [marijuana]. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the [munchies], and unexplained laughter.

[Tanya Shivari]

the greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips.
all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.

[Rihanna]

a time when you come up with the funniest quotes in the world and your a fucking genious but dont remember any of it in the morning...

[Little_Girl]

when you smoke so much marijuana that you are unmotivated to even move- and every muscle in your body feels like its being weighed down by a huge weight like a stone (hence the word STONED) you feel really heavy and have intense, very enjoyable tactile hallucinations and usually feel complete euphoria so you just stare off blankly and enjoy it.

[Tina]

when youre so high that you almost feel unable to move your muscles. everything feels weird and you kind of just sit back with your mouth agape staring off into space and enjoying it. contrary to popular belief, stoned and high are different in that, the word stoned originated from the idea that you feel like youre being weighed down by big heavy stones.

[Jessica]

The art of dying by geology.

[PussyCat]

The very slow, yet rapid course of time in which you may find yourself reading and creating these definitions for words that quite simply seem to be the most hilarious thing youve seen in a recent while. (The word egg for example, let it sink in if you are high at the moment)
Contrary to popular belief, you will not be raiding the kitchen, and refrigerator, rather, you will likely see a Quiznos commercial which will either A) Remind you of the cold cuts you have in your refrigerator and proceed to make yourself 5 sandwiches, as you will not be able to tell when youre full, or you will immediately rush to the nearest Taco Bell, because at one point you will forget why you got in the car, at which point a Taco Bell will present itself along any major highway.
You will be less likely to go to the movie theater, as instead your first person experiences will be as if you are viewing yourself through a television set, so watching movies will only cause you to lose control of yourself, as you will be uncertain of whether youre watching a movie, or whether youre watching a movie of a person watching a movie. (That person, being you)
You will giggle when I remind you of the word egg, and that will cause you to go onto some intellectual brainstorm about things completely unrelated to eggs, such as poison dart frogs, discovery channels Deadliest Catch, or how you managed to read all of this definition.