Hookie

[PussyCat]

A day in which liberty is taken upon oneself to exclude themself from school or work obligations while, most likely, pretending to be sick or having a death in the family. Usually this time is spent with a significant other (i.e. hookie for [nookie]), a sports activity (i.e. golf or playstation), or just plain sitting on ones ass all day editing

[Couch Potatoe]

an object of unknown flavour - nobody has yet been brave enough to try and find out!

[Donald Trump]

A phrase to described knocked off or stolen goods