Said no one ever

[Sarah]

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.

[Little_Girl]

Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.

[Rihanna]

A phrase put at the end of a sarcastic or misleading statement to imply how unheard of it is; this joke is mainly used when a person cant think of anything clever to say

[Tina]

a sarcastic comment about a very unpopular item or activity.

[Tanya Shivari]

A statement that implies that no one has ever stated a particular fact before in time.