Moose knuckles

[Mark Zuckerberg]

in yiddish this means a man that has his pants hiked up too far and has split the difference in his [bean bag] leaving one [nut] on either side of the crotch seam causing the individual [nuts] (youll have to sit this one out hitler, sorry) to hang low and give that sad puppy dog eyes appearance to the [nutsack]. most often associated with older men in slacks with belts.

[Jessica]

A mans version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.

[Gregory]

When a guy gets a [wedgie] between his balls and [leg]. Similar to a [camel toe] except for guys.