P.o.n.

[Couch Potatoe]

pronounced \pon. not the same as [pon].
P.O.N.: Punk Over Night. Individuals who purchase items like black jelly bracelets, fingerless gloves, Misfits patches, and Sex Pistols t-shirts from Hot Topic and then believe they\ve joined a movement. Tend to yell things such as \ANARCHY!\ and \FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT!\ at no one without knowing why, but they know they like their spiky leather belt.
Devoid of any original thought processes or ideas. Usually found cruising myspace.com for makeup/hair ideas and bands to pretend to listen to.
Tend to slut around with other PON\s or real punks to try to earn their respect. They usually don\t suceed.