Exo

[Jessica]

A group of 12 Gods from EXO Planet, divided into EXO-K (Korean) and EXO-M (Chinese).
EXO-K consists of: Dance Machine Kai, Sexy Maknae SeHun, Water Bending Guardian SuHo, Derp ChanYeollie, KyungSO_O, and SNSD Fanboy BaekHyun.
EXO-M consists of: Meat Bun XiuMin, Healing Unicorn Yixing, Bitch-faced Dragon Kris, Wushu/Aegyo Master Gucci Tao, Lost-in-Translation Chen, and the youngest is 5 y.o LuHan a.k.a Marilyn Monroe.
Members currently in a relationship are:
Kris

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A new SM Entertainment boy group, set to debut on 23rd December. Not much is known about them yet apart from there is said to be 12/13 members.

EXO-K = Korean version
EXO-M = Mandarin Chinese version

[Rihanna]

EXO is a South Korean/Chinese boy band formed in 2011 produced by SM Entertainment. Their debut single MAMA was released in April, 2012. It consists of two sub-groups, EXO K, who promote their music in South Korea and EXO M who promote in China. Each sub-group has six members each.

[Becky]

Korean boy band with 12 members under [SM entertainment]. Has the craziest fandom yet, and several of its members seem constantly on crack (cough [Chanyeol]). The most famous of the members is [Kai], the current shameless resident slut. There are also 4 Chinese members, which include a kungfu panda and Mr.Bitchface. SMs strategy with their marketing is to simultaneously promote in Korea and China, causing fangirls to convulse in woes of ecstasy in multiple countries.

[Justin Bieber]

A South Korean/Chinese boy group with 12 members (4 Chinese and 2 Koreans) formed by S.M Entertainment A.K.A Sue.Me. Entertainment
The Korean members are
•Chen (the sexy troll a.k.a Chensing Mashin),
•Xiumin ( he was the FAT one when they debuted in 2012 but now hes got his fans thirsty af with his abs of steel)
•Baekhyun (the dorky,loud bacon who dates Taeyeon of SNSD,they have a son named V),
•Chanyeol (the giant troll,happy virus,deep voiced Yoda rapper/beatboxer),
• Suho (the rich mom, black card, EXOs bank, a.k.a as JunMoney, can be hella sexy but awkward),
•Kyungsoo ( a.k.a as D.O or Dyo or Satansoo, looks all squishy and cute but hes planning to kill all mankind, sexy vocalist),
•Sehun (the sassy,bitchy,flat faced maknae, founder of Yehet and Ohorat fanboys over Miranda Kerr and probably masturbates through her IG updates),
•Kai (real name: Jongin. The sexiest,kinkiest,nastiest moda foka onstage but offstage hes just an innocent,cute lil kid whos into puppies)
Chinese members are
•Kris (real name: Wu Yi Fan.he filed a lawsuit against SME cuz they cant handle his swagga)
•Luhan (he also filed a lawsuit cuz of Health issuesprobably got AIDS cuz hes EXOs slut),
•Zitao (AB Style panda motha focka,hates bugs,cry baby, Gucciholic)
•Yixing or Lay (EXOs healing unicorn, sweetest person youll ever know, devil dancer

[Little_Girl]

A kpop boy group containing 9 members: Lay, Suho, Sehun, Baekhyun, Chanyeol, Chen, Xiumin, Kai and D.O.

They are one of the most popular boy groups in the whole of kpop.

Fans of this group are called Exo-L.

[Donald Trump]

Another word for Exotic, meaning exotic weed. Typically referring to headies or any other expensive headie-type buds that contain higher concentrations of THC than beaster or middies strains. Usually the most expensive, hardest to find buds.
Rule of Thumb: You typically feel the effects of an exo bud off the first hit. If you kind of think it could be exo, its not. If its exo, youll know its exo.

[Little_Girl]

Exo is a 9 member Chinese-Korean boy group who were originally deemed as flops but now theyre dominating the kpop world [Chris Browns voice] Look at me now.
Members:
Suho: also known as , and mama suho since hes the leader and is basically a single mom of 8 kids and is 2 secs away from having a mental breakdown
Xiumin: The oldest, but looks the youngest and is the most built but also the one whos the most mature hes probably the quietest out of all 9 morons
Yixing/Lay: Dont be fooled, he may come across as innocent but hes not. he can either be gods child or SMs resident hoe This boy has a serious spanking kink, but hes probably the sweetest guy youll ever see.
DO: satan himself, is smol but deadly thats all you need to know
Chanyeol: This guy falls off his chair every 2 minutes. hes super tall, looks really fluffy but has the voice of god. cant dance to save his life
Chen/Jongdae: looks like a dinosaur, main vocalist. doesnt stop talking, too loud for his own good, ADAMS APPLE!
Baekhyun: also a main vocalist, flirts with anything that has two legs, loves his hands, is friends with everyone in the kpop industry. #1 yixing fan boy
Kai/Jongin: second youngest, wanted to be a ballerina, his dancing is lethal and he knows it. Jongin is cute and fluffy, but kai is sexy and wild. theres a difference.
Sehun: maknae but looks the oldest, is treasured by his hyungs but suho has an extra soft spot for him. king of bitch face and body rolls.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

Embarrassing is EXO.
EXO is embarrassing.
When you like, watch or even come by something remotely EXO, you will have a feeling in the bottom of youre stomach that will force you to close your browsers, scream, roll over and re-evaluate your life choices and the universe.