Sadpanda

[Couch Potatoe]

A melancholy-centered bear who has extreme feelings for a bipolarbear.

[Donald Trump]

Hey, Im a guy. Im single. I would never cheat on you. I would always text you first, tell you that youre beautiful every day, say I love you in front of my friends, never choose my video games over you, protect you, try my best to never make you cry, hold you and never let you go, kiss you in the pouring rain. Yes, ladies, I do exist. No, Im not gay. Stop dating douche-bags and jerks. Date me.