Slags

[Sonia]

An unfortunate condition of that world renowned mammal, the human being. This condition allows the subject:Male or Female to wear ridiculous amounts of body perfume and revealing, or Sexy clothing, in order to attract attention, unfortunately they are completley unaware of how repulsive they are in everyway. This condition can only be treated by nuns or monks, both of who are unfortunatley rare in our [slagorific] society. Also see [basingstoke]

[Greta]

An [alternative] for night-time/[sleep] [wear].