Wombat

[Sarah]

Any one of three species of Australian burrowing marsupials ofthe genus Phascolomys, especially the common species (P. ursinus).They are nocturnal in their habits, and feed mostly on roots.

[Sarah]

A stocky terrestrial marsupial.

[Sarah]

Waste of money, brains and time

[Sarah]

The thick [patch] of hair nestled in a man's [asscrack]. It is often so thick that the owner of the wombat must either use sheers or electric clippers, or if so lucky, enlist the assistance of a girlfriend or partner to trim through the tangles. It is often said that the hair is so dark, that light cannot escape its surface.

[Sarah]

A fat 4 legged furry creature with the same attitude as us men

[Tina]

(noun) A single woman aged 21-34 who has a child. She tries harder than a normal woman with no kids to look hot and will typically do more in bed in order to attract a mate to help support her and raise her child. Indicators include: a lot of eye shadow, lives with her parents, lets you do crazy things to her in bed in order to prove her worth.
See similar: Cougar.

[Sonia]

A person of unsurpassed random humor, extreme satire and wittiness. Accompanied by a marked, unparalleled aptitude. Frequently found basking in the mainstream social pipeline accompanied by the indulgence of alcohol. Occasionally mistaken for being crude and ruthless because of the overzealous sarcasm associated with it’s unrelenting tomfoolery.

[Couch Potatoe]

acronym for Wack Off Master Beats All the Time can also be spelled with 2 Ts

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A Wombat is a beat-ass female nocturnal creature usually found hunting unsuspecting drunk males in your local bar with no regard for human decency.

[Julian]

A burrowing plant-eating Australian marsupial which resembles a small bear with short legs.