Thunder buddy

[Becky]

A friend or object that you keep close when you are nervous about a certain situation that frightens, or anytime there is a literal thunder storm.

[Sonia]

noun: someone who is always there for you throughout a thunder storm to keep you safe from danger.

referenced in the hit movie Ted

[Sonia]

When your friend unknowingly traps you against a wall or hard surface while pressing their ass against your ass and farting. The essence of the succulent smell transfers to the cloths of the thunder buddy