Asshat

[Tina]

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

[Couch Potatoe]

A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

[Sonia]

a unit vector in the ass direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.)

[Britney]

describing when ones head is so far up ones ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.

[PussyCat]

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

[Tracie Lynn]

(ass; [hat]) -noun

A person who makes [a fool] of, or embarrasses his or herself.
an idiot or [fool].

[Gregory]

To have ones hat on ones ass. The ass is not the most common area to place ones hat. Hence [the implication] that to have ones hat on ones ass is just plain stupid. Often used when drunk to refer to someone who has just broken a [pinki] [promise].

[Vania]

[A ridiculous] person who lies on television and makes a [spectacle] of himself usually by making outrageous claims of moral [superiority] and intellect.

[Becky]

The process of [shoving] your [head up] an ass, all the way, and [wearing it] for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.

Asshat

[Merna]

Someone who is so [frustrating] to be around, through their own speech, actions, or general attitude, that you wish to punch them in their face so hard it will [swing] around and [lodge] itself into their own anus. Thus becoming a hat.

[Renato]

One with their head so [far] [up their own ass] it could be considered a [hat].

[Greta]

[See] [picture] below

[Magaret]

A name that [Doyle] will call you when you [act like] a total [fuck up]

[Raeanne Dimick]

[Another word] for [asshole].

[Tariq Zaki]

A stupid or contemptible person.