Honey badger
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The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.
A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake. -
The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldnt have the chance to regret it.
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Term used to describe an experienced male that targets younger females.
Honey Badgers are usually characterised by their vicious over confidence, lack of contraception and the inabillity to recognise clamydea as a cause for concern.
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In the parlance of trendy gay men, a honey badger is an overbearing, very hairy gay male. A honey badger is most often seen talking far too close to his friends and gentlemen callers and exhibits extreme chest/arm/back hair in public.
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Doesnt give a shit.
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The Honey badger has been referred to as the meanest animal in the world, and they are often considered to have no enemies, apart from man. They are a tenacious small carnivore that has a reputation for being, pound for pound, Africas most fearless animal despite its small size. They are reputed to go for the scrotum when attacking large animals.
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(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a [gold digger] by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as [cougar] or [puma], in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
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A vicious and very hardy feral animal that can withstand attacks, [stings], and even [snake bites] yet keeps on killing and eating. Metaphorically, an assistant or political operative who takes a similar no-holds-barred approach and is always on the attack despite attacks and [reprisals].
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A contemporary super hero for women. Lets face it, Wonder Woman is [the Caitlyn] Jenner version of Superman. A boring, candy ass that needs three ROBERT [MAPPLETHORPE] BDSM VILLAINS into [S and M] to keep a film going. Women deserve a Batman. Right? For the sake of equality. A conflicted, tough ass, that doesnt give a SHIT. Enter THE HONEY BADGER.
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Honey is sweet, a honey Badger is exactly the opposite. They feed on [snake heads] and whatever insects that pack the most sting. Ever heard of [Badger hunting]? no, you havent because [the badgers] hunt YOU!
Honey Badger is often a complement. If somebody calls you a Honey Badger their basically saying your one nasty guy who knows how to get some. A Honey Badger s a leader that teaches the crowd weather something is a no go or a go for it;) Honey Badger only goes sweet on the ladys, but be warn can still be a total Jack A. -
A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone whos ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldnt think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100 kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
@Becky So to paraphrase this said member of the animal kingdom it is a steel weapon with iron brains, and gives no fuck. A one man riot.
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