Please advise

[Becky]

Corporate Jargon for What The Fuck.

[Justin Bieber]

An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they dont understand how to ask a real question. It basically means Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I CCed

Please Advise is typically used in place of Thanks in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase please advise is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..

[Rihanna]

The proverbial business bitchslap.