Fib

[Tina]

Fucking Illinois Bastards – just pronounced as fib by Wisconsinites referring to people from Illinois, how they drive and act. They drive really fast at home but slower than an old lady with a walker when they’re vacationing in Wisconsin and don’t know were they’re going.

[Justin Bieber]

Fuckin Illinois B*****d

Annoying individual from Metro Chicago who thinks theyre the salt of the earth and everyone who lives in a city of less than 100,000 should bow down and thank them for their presence. These obnoxious folks can be identified by their nasal voices and huge-a*s SUVs (usually towing a 100 ft long trailer full of snowmobiles to northern Wisconsin)

Dumb individual from Metro Chicago who would pay fortune for something that is actually worth a quarter of what they actually paid.

J**k from Chicago who has the illusion that Northern Wisconsin would not exist without their tourist dollars.

Outdoorsman poser who thinks roughing it means sleeping in a ,000 camper.

Clown from Metro Chicago who complains endlessly that Its better in Chicago after retiring to Northern Wisconsin.

[Sommer]

A lie, typically an unimportant one.