Bellend
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British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.
Bellend meaning & definition 1 of Bellend.
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The end part of a penis designed so that your hand doesnt slide off when your having a wank
Bellend meaning & definition 2 of Bellend.
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- The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
- A complete idiot.
Bellend meaning & definition 3 of Bellend.
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- the glans of the penis
- a humourosly named tent
- the end of a bell
Bellend meaning & definition 4 of Bellend.
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An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.
One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.
A twat.
Usually referring to a male but Ive met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.
Bellend meaning & definition 5 of Bellend.
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Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only [Britain] has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to [spread it] around [the entire world].Bellend meaning & definition 6 of Bellend.
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Some-one who can be very, very [annoying] at [times].
Bellend meaning & definition 7 of Bellend.
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(slang) Donald Trump, American business [magnate] and showcase for the merits of unashamed [baldness].
(British slang) the [glans], head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.
Bellend meaning & definition 8 of Bellend.
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A device built in to a [geezers] [spunk trunk] to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting pointey [toed].
Bellend meaning & definition 9 of Bellend.