Wingman

[Tina]

Wingman
A Wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women.
Typically in these ways :
• The Wingman will always be there to “occupy” least
attractive girl of the pair so that you may engage in the “hotty”
• Often, when an attractive girl is out with an ugly friend, she often feels restricted to not leave that ugly friend alone, thus making the hot girl, un-touchable.
• When the wingman technique is used, both girls are
approached by the men, and the Wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the ugly girl.
• Now that the hot friend sees that the ugly girl has finally found a man, she is now free to start scouting.
• This is where you come in “unexpectidly” and “accidentaly”, and begin catching up on “old times” with the Wingman.
• The Wingman then offers the ugly girl to dance, (which
rarley happens to her) so she wont be able to resist.
Two situations may arise:
1.) She tells her hot friend to come along, in which you
automatically MUST be invited, since you know the
Wingman, and have already been introduced to the hotty.
2.) They go dance, leaving you and the hotty in for
some solid face time.
• At the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers
the girls to comeback to his place for a little ‘after party’.
• Once everyone arrives, the Wingman “occupies” the
ugly girl IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the
sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can bang her, bang her like a drum....
Important note: Keep in mind that a wingman
should never be too inexperienced or he will hold
you back…the Wingman should always be of equal
or greater knowledge then you.
Learning and practiceing the Wingman support system
is an unbelievable asset if done right. Your wingman is
an invaluable assistant for you so dont underestimate
the value of finding a Wingman that can work with you.
Hey Buddy, are you gonna be my Wingman tonight?

[Mark Zuckerberg]

1. A friend of yours who will distract the [fat hater friend] so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a [cockblocker]

orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.

[Jessica]

A Wingman is a buddy that takes care of the ugly fat friend who is always standing two feet next to the hot chick you want to get with. The Wingman is also responsible for going along with any lies you may tell during the evening. If you say you are from Italy and are just visiting for the weekend your Wingman is forced to back up that story and any other lies you tell the hot chick.

[Jessica]

taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

song: wingman - coors light
This chicks rockin your bro on the dance floor, but she towing an anchor, a junior investment banker... shes talken about her self and not much more, wohh ohhh, so buy her a beer.. thats the reason your here... mighty wingman
your taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream...

[Little_Girl]

-When you and your buddy go out to the bar/a party. And lets say you meet a hot chick, but theres a catch shes got an annoying or ugly friend. Its your buddys job The Wingman to keep the other chick occupied so she wont want to leave. No one wants to talk to her, and shes jealous that her hot friend is getting attention. While your Wingman is keeping her occupied and preventing any cockblocking from happening you are free to make your move(s). You can even use your Wingman as an excuse for her to leave with you. Look, your friend is having a great time. My buddy and her seem to be hitting it off real well. Come on, lets go back to your place.
As with the pleasure comes the pain, you have to take the Wingman position the next night so your buddy can be the Gunner.
On rare occassion(s) the next morning you will not know who was the Wingman, and who was the Gunner. Because they both looked ugly/annoying at the beginning of the night, but by the end of the night they were both hot!

[Donald Trump]

The original military term wingman defined a pilot who supports another pilot in a dangerous flying environment. Today we honor that bravery by using the same term to describe a guy who misleads someone into sleeping with you.

[Britney]

A partner in crime - true friend ... that person who will always have your back, no matter what. He/She wil SaVe you.
This person is especially helpful when breaking into houses, or just going out to pick up some biddies.
It is not unusual for wingmen to be romantically involved.

[Monty]

A pilot whose aircraft is positioned behind and outside the leading aircraft in a formation.

[Tanya Shivari]

Shows sales reps cue-cards with the right information while they are on a call. Helps take better notes and review calls. A software product by Strings Systems

[Williebit]

the pilot who positions his aircraft outside and behind (on the wing of) the leader of a flying formation

[latindictionary]

An aviator subordinate to and in support of the designated section leader; also, the aircraft flown in this role.